I’ve had a tune stuck in my head before, but not like the last few weeks where I’ve been obsessed with an entire album. This one slipped past me until now since it was only on import from far away ($32) and it was from a pair of lingering 80’s specters. Claudia Brücken (Propaganda) and Paul Humphreys (OMD) decided after working together for years that they were actually a band, and they named themselves Onetwo. Propaganda was yet another contrived and alluring enigma from ZTT, and Claudia’s voice resonated with creamy cheesecake slathered in tart raspberry sauce. Amazon swooped right in with audio samples of their album “Instead” and instant MP3 download gratification. I know most discerning listeners will pick out the bits of Wilson Phillips, Mariah Carey, and Propoganda (the sappy “1234” Propoganda), but just induldge in some rich dessert! Continue reading
The One Where… Dan Shills for Amazon
Sure, it’s great to get trashed on TKK “Christian-Zombie-Vamire,” but after a few hundred times commuting to work with that you’ve gotta detox. I’ve actually made a few stops at Best Buy and fye in town to find something new, to make a connection, and swear off of the trash. These big box record stores are no help! It’s like they want to keep good music a secret and it’s up to you to guess. There are tens of thousands of album covers to judge by, the inventory’s not ordered very well, and the records you want aren’t in stock anyway. There’s the old conventional marketing wisdom that customers will only buy what they see. Put the merchandise out to be noticed, and let voracious consumers like me hear ALL of the music so that they’ll buy the stuff they didn’t know they needed. Continue reading
Hablamos Tu Idioma
As I watch myself in third person I connect the dots in my chaos. I really enjoy writing, but it doesn’t happen until my mind is clear and I feel free to express myself, like it’s a privilege I earn. First I have to put in a good day at work and then get out to stretch my legs. The irony’s not lost that I’ve got it backwards; I contribute to society to clear my conscience to indulge in writing. Like a sleuth I’m piecing together evidence for residence in the padded room with bars slitting the sunlight. I’m pretty thrilled to finally get the little box from Amazon today for some new records. Never mind that the free shipping means they pack it on a donkey that treks the long way around the world to get to me. I’m confounded that I should wait two weeks for the physical media to get to me when I could fall back in with good old instant gratification from bittorrent. Continue reading
Memory Playlist
Music is my memory. The pseudoscience of the mind would tell us that our memories are intertwined with sentimental rhythmic pulses from life experiences. I know that certain records do better than pictures and court certified transcripts to bring back the vivid, palpable stage pieces from long past scenes in my life. Some of them well up very happy memories, like flipping a switch, and others are predictably painful. It’s as though my brain were an instrument that I could use to play out a performance in recalling a lifetime by leafing through my CD collection. These albums trigger very specific sensations from those times like sight, emotion, and even taste. These occur to me without intention and the recollection is unmistakable. Continue reading
Listening
There was some day long ago when I became too busy to stop everything else, turn down the lights, and listen to music in the open air. If I plugged in cheap ear buds to listen to WinAmp or iTunes it was good enough as a background for Quake or reading online travel brochures for Asheron’s Call. Standing in front of the giant speakers at dance clubs screaming back at The Prodigy probably lost some subtlety. So now that I got some decent speakers and I unpacked my tuner I have rediscovered the qualities of my music collection. I had forgotten the mortified despair of listening to The Pink Opaque in the dark; the deep, hollow barrage of the synthetic percussion filling and haunting my walls. (Guess who’s goth). Electrafixion is kick ass, and Esthero should not legally be a red-headed Canuck with that kind of soul. That was just up to ‘E’. These records I’d half ignored scores of times sound completely different when I’m actively listening to them. Continue reading